The Futility Monster

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One Year On

Posted by The Futility Monster on June 28, 2010 @ 08:48

In a post of mind-numbing boredom, today The Futility Monster opted to take a break from his usual posting regime merely to say thank you to the small and ever dwindling number of visitors to this blog, many of whom arrive here by searching for pictures of fireworks.

The diversion, entitled Operation Diversion, was craftily constructed so that he didn’t have to write a political post on a day in which he couldn’t think of anything interesting, relevant, or even tedious, to say. Observers quipped that such limitations had never stopped him before.

Commenting further, the Futility Monster said:

It’s been a fun year, and as long as I can keep finding things to write about, there is no reason why a series of posts can’t stretch from here into eternity. Isn’t that a wonderful thought?


Notes to editors

  • The Futility Monster received 11,671 views for the search term “fireworks” in the last 365 days.

2 Responses to “One Year On”

  1. So you’re just having a day off? It’s not a permanent thing – you’re not retiring to spend more time with your family etc?

  2. The Welshman in Hull said

    A well deserved day off methinks. Plenty for you to munch over in recent times and all comment has been welcome and thought provoking on my part. Keep up the good work.

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